[Jack Bauer doesn't remember having boobs.]

[Or an ass.]

[Or having so many screaming fans calling out for autographs.]

What the hell? Move out of the way, dammit!

[Jack Bauer has found himself a place to properly hide and keep a look out for anyone who passes by. A thick underbrush has served him well, the only thing that annoys him is the fact that his bag was full of rats. (With the black plague, but Jack Bauer obviously doesn't know that, yet ( Read more... )

[SIR JACK WILLIAM FREDRICK DEMPSEY GEORGE RUFUS BAUER, seventeen year-old Prince of some Kingdom, is glad he is without cat ears now.

But now he has a super power. What is it you ask? Well... Jack Bauer can glue things.

The downside of it?

He can glue himself to anything.]

Son of a witch![He's now stuck to a wall, cursing, but everything he ( Read more... )

[Jack Bauer hasn't been searching for his world. Not because he doesn't want to go back, but because he's been stuck in other worlds. Like the Super Mario Brothers world... and the Sims II world.

Somehow, Jack Bauer opens a door. It looks like a plain warehouse, but the minute he steps in, he starts falling.]

Dammit![He tries to grab onto ( Read more... )

[This crayon land is nothing new to Jack Bauer-- well, the oddly looking flowers is a new thing, but Jack Bauer is almost relieved to be in this world ( Read more... )

[The minute "Gintoki" slashes Jack Bauer's throat, he wakes up yelling. His cries echoing throughout the gymnasium. His face is covered in sweat, and his breath is quick; his chest rising and falling quite fast.

His hand rubs over his face to calm himself down. It was a nightmare. Just a nightmare. It wasn't real. He tells himself as he gets up to ( Read more... )

[Jack Bauer's eyes flutter open. At first, there's confusion, then there's a feeling of fear. He manages to sit up, looking around.

He's on a motherfucking ship, it seems. It brings him back to the memories of when he was kidnapped and tortured in China. He leaps to his feet, but finds out that there's no retraints. Nothing holding him down. He's ( Read more... )

Dammit!

[This was the last straw for Jack Bauer. He didn't know most of the people who died, but he couldn't see so many seemingly good citizens die. He had to figure out who the killers were before midnight struck again.]

Everyone listen up! Those of you who are affilated with the police, or crime agencies, we need to speak. Now.

[Jack Bauer has just been off doing... secret undercover agent things. Only to find out that he has to vote someone to die ( Read more... )

[Jack Bauer is calmly sitting in a small café trying his best to eat a sandwich and ignore the sounds in his head that seem to disappear for moments but then came out of nowhere again ( Read more... )